thefingerlesspianist:

If you remember

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I will personally hand a you a certificate of good childhood taste.

(via skylinesandstarlights)

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

chilloutmotherfuckr:

booty made out of straws so you can SUCK MY ASS

(via ejacutastic)

smelterdemon:

Ohhhhh no oh my god I have to leave

(via ejacutastic)

satanstrousers:

It’s 2 am, my first day at college is tomorrow and I refuse to accept adulthood.

(via chanty1606)

noirbettie:

dandehaane:

if u are scared or worried or stressed please just remember that even if you mess up super badly, doggies on the street will still tug on their owners when u walk by because they wanna say hello to u so badly

This is legitimately comforting.

(via quesadillasandweed)

these gender rolls taste disgusting

aang-banged:

snorlaxatives:

AS IF I WASN’T ALREADY EXCITED ENOUGH FOR FREAK SHOW NOW I’M FUCKING ECSTATIC 

I’m gonna think about this post if it’s not fucking scary

aang-banged:

snorlaxatives:

AS IF I WASN’T ALREADY EXCITED ENOUGH FOR FREAK SHOW NOW I’M FUCKING ECSTATIC 

I’m gonna think about this post if it’s not fucking scary

(via balconyscene)

perks-of-being-chinese:


This is Rocky. He likes popsicles.

i love rocky

perks-of-being-chinese:

This is Rocky. He likes popsicles.

i love rocky

(via asian)

  • High-School Teachers: You need to be professional when you go to college. High-School dress-code reflect what COLLEGE classes expect you to wear.
  • Actual College Student: I know this class is at 5:00 pm, but I'm wearing pajama pants and a tank top.
  • Actual College Professor: lol same.

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger

(via iforgotmytampon)